Bróna's Agony Uncle Story

By Bróna
Agony Uncle

DJ: Next we have Bróna from Clondalkin
You: Waz up Dj Rob, I gotta problem
DJ: Ok tell me your problem very clearly
You:Ok I’m going to perform in a Panto and I didn’t have enough money to go to the hairdressers.
DJ: And……… what
You: I got a scissors and I started cutting my hair, I thought I was doing a good job and then all of a sudden the doorbell rang and I cut off half of my ear….
DJ: OMG!! Here’s what ya do.. Go to the shop and get elf ears….
You: OH OK BYE
DJ: Bye and P.S. You’re a disgrace!