Horoscope for Seán

Sean's Horoscope
D.O.B: 13/7
Star sign: Cancer

Maybe do some gardening or something, because I read on some website somewhere on the interwebs that you like gardening! It might make you happier.

Maybe try to avoid people you think are ugly, too. IT COULD HAVE TERRIBLE CONSEQUENCES.

Oh, and try not to get yourself worked up. You have a rather ferocious temper (I took that from a website somewhere, MWAHAHA) and that can make people sad.

Okay, here's some more random crap for you to read.
Likes:
A comfortable life, independence, expensive things, delicious food and wine, beauty, a beautiful home, gardening, nature

Dislikes:
Change, manipulative people, ugliness, betrayal, vulgarity, being controlled