Agony UncleDJ: And next up we have Niamh with her problem!
You: Salutations, fellow earthling.
DJ: Uh… hi. So, what’s your problem, Niamh?
You: DUDE YOU’VE GOT TO HELP ME MY TEACHER TURNED INTO SOME CRAZY ANIMAL WITH RABIES AND HE’S CLAWING AT MY DOOR BECAUSE I DIDN’T DO MY HOMEWORK!
DJ: Uh, yeah, sure, okay, kid. What can I do to help? Call ‘teacher control’?
You: HEY! Enough of the sarcasm, smartass. Although I would greatly appreciate it if you called animal control or something, because –
DJ: Okay! So, now, next we have –
You: OI! I NEED A SOLUTION DUDE!
DJ: -hangs up-
By Niamh plzkthnx. :D
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